New Microsoft PC keyboard

[Anonymous]

• Microsoft Corporation has just announced a new PC keyboard designed specifically for
  Windows. In addition to the keys found on the standard keyboard,
  Microsoft's new design adds several new keys which will make your Windows computing
  even more functional. The keys in development are:

1) GPF key--This key will instantly generate a General Protection Fault when pressed.
Microsoft representatives state that the purpose of the GPF key is to save
Windows users time by eliminating the need to run an application in order to produce a General Protection Fault.

2) $$ key--When this key is pressed, money is transferred automatically from your
bank account to Microsoft without the need for further action or third party
intervention.

3) ZD key--This key was developed specifically for reviewers of Microsoft products.
When pressed it inserts random superlative adjectives in any text which
contains the words Microsoft or Windows within the file being edited.

4) MS key--This key runs a Microsoft commercial entitled "Computing for Mindless
Drones" in a 1" x 1" window.

5) FUD key--Self explanatory.

6) Chicago key--Generates do-nothing loops for months at a time.

7) IBM key--Searches your hard disk for operating systems or applications by
vendors other than Microsoft and deletes them.

[TheAllusionist]

Can I get this at Comp-USA?

[TheAllusionist]

Is my post counter going up? I guess so, looks like I lost some post?

[Anonymous]

I think you can, just ask Bill Gates for the keyboard, and you will get it..

Obi

[TheAllusionist]

Did you know Bill lives round 7 miles from me, we are practically neighbors! LOL

[Anonymous]

Cool, ask him for a million or two, so you can have a good life, and send the second million to me, so i can have a good life too..

Send the regards to him from Nowray (ME) if you see him..

Obi