Words Women Use

[neil]

Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

[Gebo]

Originally Posted by neil

back out of the room slowly.

as a married man whose wife will never see this post, i can say that while this is very funny it is also frighteningly accurate. as a side note, mans best defenses are "yes dear" and "i'm sorry" but always, back out of the room slowly.

[Raytonium]

Originally Posted by Gebo

as a married man whose wife will never see this post, i can say that while this is very funny it is also frighteningly accurate. as a side note, mans best defenses are "yes dear" and "i'm sorry" but always, back out of the room slowly.

C'mon, show her the post.

[Rod]

Damn, I just heard all of those words in the past 10 minutes... I'm in deep trouble I think............ clearing the rearward passage to the outside to facilitate a speedy exit in reverse of course!!!

[TheAllusionist]

Let us know that you made it out alive! LOL

[d.sign]

Yep, truth it is...
I would just add one thing, although it is mimic not a word, that my wife recently added to her collection, to replace some or all of the above, that is
evil eye look... when it comes to that it is usually to late to back out of the room slowly...

[Rod]

It is obvious that you guys are lightweights in marital bliss.... after 34 years of experience you will see some additional, shall we say body language clues. BTW the bunch of flowers ALWAYS works. Side benefit, makes things look better in the middle of winter.

When you see the hand on the hip, back the husband truck up.
When the arms are crossed, quickly back the husband truck up.
When she hisses like a cat, grab your hat and back the husband truck up.
If she ever, ever uses your full given name run don't walk and forget the husband truck she's likely to get it in the end anyway!!!

[neil]

Originally Posted by neil

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

These words are very dangerous to me. In my experiences I can tell that sometimes I tried to be brave and going for something silly and smart. But the side effects is horrible. Everytime I loose my bravery between an hour or so

[kippu]

i wont reply here ...as you know who will end up reading it

[TheAllusionist]

ROFLMAO! Hey there is a downside to having a wife in the same line of work and visiting the same watering holes!