Top 10 Rejection Lines by Women - 3DAllusions

neil · #1 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 09:20 AM

Top 10 Rejection Lines by Women
[And Their Real Meanings]

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that banjo player in "Deliverance. ")

9. There's a silent difference in our ages.

(I don't want to date my Dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in `that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer the company of my cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system,' much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I date with)

TheAllusionist · #2 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 06:47 PM

Perfecto, loved it! Heard them all! LOL

neil · #3 (**permalink**) 05-05-2008, 11:37 AM

I have heard 1,5,6,8 in different times, he he he he. So cruel that was.

neha · #4 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 01:57 PM

Hey you forgot the simplest one....GET LOST!!

neil · #5 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 02:31 PM

Neha is very angry.
How many times did you say that, Neha LOL!

neha · #6 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 02:57 PM

LOL whenever the guys didn't fall into any of the categories 1-9. I have never used no. 10 though

d.sign · #7 (**permalink**) 05-07-2008, 01:15 AM

Hey great list Neil, though it will not get you much points with women...
how about
- You are a great person, but... (similar to no.8)
- Maybe I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want - this one is my favorite, like the hit between the legs...

neha · #8 (**permalink**) 05-07-2008, 01:34 PM

Ooooh...I like the last one! Can't wait to use it LOL

TheAllusionist · #9 (**permalink**) 05-07-2008, 06:02 PM

Neha, here is another one for you to get out of going on a date:

"Sorry, I already have plans for tonight, I have to clean out the 'lint baffle' in the cloths dryer!"

I love that one, what more trivial of an event can you think of that you would rather do than go out with someone.

neil · #10 (**permalink**) 05-08-2008, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d.sign

Hey great list Neil, though it will not get you much points with women...
how about
- You are a great person, but... (similar to no.8)
- Maybe I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want - this one is my favorite, like the hit between the legs...

Uffff, Branko, that is really killer

, Thank god I havent face that one. May be they afraid of me

, LOL!