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06-29-2009, 11:16 PM
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300$ joke
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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06-29-2009, 11:23 PM
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Re: 300$ joke
and?!
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06-29-2009, 11:37 PM
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Re: 300$ joke
so, he got food for a horse, a letter of the alphabet, and a monkey's paw?
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06-29-2009, 11:58 PM
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Re: 300$ joke
2 cannibals were having lunch. your wife makes great soups said 1 to the other. yes agreed the first, but i am going to miss her terribly
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06-30-2009, 12:06 AM
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Re: 300$ joke
that was a real pun, it started and ended with PU
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